Ever since Kim Cattrall starred as a sexy mannequin that comes to life in the uber-80s masterpiece "Mannequin", horny desperate boys everywhere have daydreamed that they, too, can find lasting love with a plastic goddess. Case in point: The South Dakota State Supreme Court recently overturned the indecent exposure conviction of Michael James Plenty Horse, who was found in a public place lying "with his pants partially down on a mannequin which had its band uniform partially removed." This guy not only tried getting it on with a mannequin, but with a mannequin dressed in a band uniform! Now that's kinky.
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