Phugly Philly

A new survey found that Philadelphia houses the nation's ugliest people. And from what I read on an article on philly.com about the survey, it seems they have some of the worst spoken people as well. Some of my favorite quotes include:

"Most people are walking around in thongs so everybody looks good there[in Miami]," says a city councilman. So, according to this guy thongs make every one look good. Let's all be very happy that Philly is a cold weather city and remember not to visit during the warmer months. Miami, by the way, ranked as the city home to the nation's most beautiful people.

"Miami's gross," says a 22 year old girl who also cited the city as the "dirtiest city" she'd ever visited... she thinks. Honey, that's called sand... as in beach.

Another Philadelphian is afraid the findings might perpetuate Philly's other unflattering stereotypes. "We're, like, the fattest city. We eat all the cheesesteakes and stuff..." Be afraid stereotypical fat chick from Philly. Be very afraid. And put down that cheesesteak.

And perhaps my favorite, (but really how can you choose just one?), "If Minneapolis [No. 8] beat us, it's because the [magazine] guy went around with cute girls there, because they're all born blond with blue eyes there. ..." Um.... What???