10. He’ll let us eat all the Doritos we want without harping on exercise and healthful eating.
9. He’s not trying to confuse Americans with too many titles: Dr. President? President Dr.?
8. He has fewer ex-wives than Rudy.
7. There will never be any question on how many wives he really has.
6. He doesn’t have a full article on his campaign website explaining, “how he found love” and doesn’t feel the need to explain.
5. His ginormous eagle and American flag are way cooler than Tancredo’s.
4. His wife doesn’t over-share about his morning-time bodily functions.
3. He has won more Emmys than Al Gore. (Yeah, we know Gore says he’s not running but that doesn’t change the stats)
2. He’s prettier than Hillary.
1. During his presidency, we would actually be laughing with him not at him.
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