There's a New Fire Crotch in Town

Move over LiLo, there's a new fire crotch being spread all over the Internet.

Okay, so the fire crotch itself, isn't exactly new. In fact, it's been around for forty-some-odd years. We first came to know the little fiery guy when he was still considered cute and was singing and making wisecracks in the Partridge Family. Yep, you guessed it, the subject of this post is none other than former child star, TV personality, and radio host, Danny Bonaduce. While he's never been too far from the spot light through the years since the 70's television hit, with his reality TV series, Breaking Bonaduce, radio shows, visits on Howard Stern, various cameos and celebrity appearances, such as Celebrity Boxing, and most recently the ridiculous lawsuit filed against him by that reality tv nobody, Bonaduce hits an all new level with his latest antics. While appearing at the Erotic Ball, Bonaduce whipped out his own balls and, if you look closely enough, you'll see his little fireman too.

Thanks (I think) to Perez for posting these terrifying photos just in time for Halloween! Before you click, beware: they are not for the faint of heart.