Friday, November 2, 2007

Dumb People Need Love Too

Dating in your thirties is completely different from dating in your teens and twenties. Maybe it's because many thirty-somethings are married or in committed relationships. Maybe it's because we're too into our careers to notice the good ones who are still out there. Or maybe it's because those left on the market are like these guys....

Bachelor Number One:

Randy: A young 20 or 30 something Texan who has lost the love of his life. She apparently took with her his truck and house, although I think they may be one in the same. Likes: Janice. Dislikes: anyone who's not Janice.



Bachelor Number Two:
Bobby: A thirty-something who's trying to "get back on dating girls." Likes: Boobies Dislikes: talking himself up.


Bachelor Number Three:
Steven: A 26 year old who just wants to be married like everyone else. Likes: Acid wash and frosted denim shirts. Dislikes: rummaging through garbage.

1 comment:

bostongirl said...

That is hysterical and also incredibly sad at the same time...