That Didn't Take Long...

So, the news about Pam and Rick got me thinking....

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Not counting Britteny Spears' hours-long knot-tying with that kid no one cares about or remembers anymore, because let's face it, it really doesn't count, could this be a new record for shortest Hollywood Marriages? Let's see....

Drew Barrymore and Tom Greene: married five months. They made it through his battle with testicular cancer and her house fire but they couldn't make their marriage last.

Jennifer Lopez and Chris Jude: married four months. Chris Jude who?

Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage: married three and a half months. Must be his creepy obsession with her father became apparent after a few months.

Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman: married nine days. Oh yeah, they were married.

Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips: married eight days back in 1971. So it isn't just today's young Hollywood... Further proof...

Cher and Greg Allman: married nine days in 1975. We've all had rebound relationships, but Cher actually married her rebound guy three days after divorcing Sonny!

Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman: married 32 days in 1964. Apparently she couldn't take his "dutch ovens"-- gross!

Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker: married just six hours way back in 1919 before they separated. Wow.

Sad, but true, a two-month Hollywood marriage is actually a long one! Still yearning for more celeb marriage gossip? Check out this list of celebs and other semi-famous people who've tied the knot repeatedly.